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Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:22 / United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

By FattyMcFatterson - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 02:37 / United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 30 May 2009 03:04 / United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

By chelle - / Friday 1 May 2009 17:40 / United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

By JohnMackSquirts - / Thursday 19 March 2009 05:15 / United States