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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • The Mixer

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    6%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    26%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    76%
  • The thumb strikes back

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Randome101's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

By BornInTheWrongEra - / Sunday 31 March 2013 06:24 / United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

By bride - / Monday 14 February 2011 06:24 / United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

By Ido - / Thursday 26 August 2010 20:06 / Canada

Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

By MGZ - / Monday 19 October 2009 02:33 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

By Sir Smokalot / Thursday 24 September 2009 08:05 / France