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Randomcrazyguy's favorite FMLs

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 January 2015 18:27 / United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

By con135 - / Tuesday 13 January 2015 01:16 / United States - Farmingdale

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 12 January 2015 14:57 / Italy - Padova

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

By PO'd big bro / Tuesday 13 January 2015 01:11 / United States - Toccoa

Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML

By bowler99 / Monday 12 January 2015 16:43 / United States - Brooklyn