About Randiz25
I live in the US of A. Married with two awesome girls. I enjoy longs walks along the beach , and all that other mumbo jumbo bull crap. I'm 99.9% sarcastic and the rest well, you decide. Not a grammar nazi because I just don't care enough, I also don't feel the need to make myself look better by correcting others. That's me in a nutshell.. Enjoy! I'm the one on the left since everyone has asked.
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Randiz25's favorite FMLs

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

By poisonhand / Wednesday 14 January 2009 15:32 / United States

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

By chaoticnh / Friday 24 June 2011 09:57 / Austria

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 21 May 2011 06:22 / United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

By hornyloser - / Monday 2 May 2011 18:46 / United States

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

By elfy2 / Thursday 3 March 2011 02:49 /