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Radiantxxreality's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

By LifeSucks / Wednesday 29 October 2008 11:57 / Canada

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

By ughh - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 13:22 / United States

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

By Charles Pennington - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 11:36 / United States

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

By toomuch - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 09:36 / Australia

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML

By daybyday / Tuesday 22 November 2011 08:08 / Australia