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My names rachel. Im 23 and my birthday is on halloween. However FML decided that im not allowed to be born the 31st and insists on repeatedly changing it to the 30th. (:
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Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

By Birdwatcher - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:19 / United States - Woodstock

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML

By ToughTitties - / Friday 14 December 2012 13:45 / United Kingdom - Woodford Green

Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML

By HappinessOrOrgasms - / Monday 5 November 2012 19:25 / United States - Tucson

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

By Monkey - / Saturday 27 October 2012 15:02 / United States

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

By birthday girl - / Saturday 27 October 2012 00:14 / Australia