About Rachaelward
20 year old student from Australia :) Feel free to message! x
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Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

By Noname - / Sunday 15 March 2009 19:32 / United States

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 July 2014 04:04 / Canada - Langley

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

By belljars - / Friday 18 April 2014 02:27 / United States - Riverside

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

By -___- - / Sunday 29 September 2013 19:46 / United States - Winfield

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

By woof woof?? - / Saturday 15 June 2013 20:26 / Canada - Sherwood Park