About Racer337
I am a guy, stuck in high school at the moment :P I like snowboarding, boogieboarding, swimming, soccer, football, and music :) Sorry about no picture, I'll get to that... Eventually
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    1,500%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    11%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Racer337's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

By Noname - / Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:16 / United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

By toni405 / Thursday 21 July 2011 21:24 / United States

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

By Username / Monday 11 July 2011 22:23 / United States

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

By cocacoola - / Monday 11 July 2011 14:24 / Iceland

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

By yobruh / Tuesday 17 May 2011 04:54 /