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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    205%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    69%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
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R1cthj's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

By Vinny1017 / Thursday 7 October 2010 14:26 / United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 October 2010 05:08 / United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 October 2010 21:27 / United States

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

By Ugh-Lee / Thursday 30 September 2010 15:07 / United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

By poorhamster / Saturday 23 October 2010 06:22 / United States