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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    42,500%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    300%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    16,100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    6%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

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    10%
  • 50 favorites

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    308%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    1,200%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Qm4life's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 June 2012 18:21 / United States

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

By liquid_sasquatch / Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:40 / United States

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

By AndelleRae - / Wednesday 22 February 2012 12:02 / United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

By ShylaMarie / Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:29 / Canada

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

By Gen / Wednesday 17 December 2008 09:40 / France