About Pureplastic90210
Hey, I'm Macey! :) I'm a sophomore cheerleader in high school. Most people that don't know me think that I'm stuck up when I'm actually the biggest dork you'll ever meet. :) I'm really down to Earth. I live life to the fullest, and I usually don't regret it. I'm a Christian, and you should be too! If you wanna know more, then you should message me! :)
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Pureplastic90210's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

By Whosthegroom - / Friday 13 May 2011 01:09 / United States

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

By anonymous / Thursday 12 May 2011 02:20 /

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:32 / Canada

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 May 2011 14:33 / United States