About Puppster391
Life sucks. Sometimes we have to laugh at ourselves, though.
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Puppster391's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

By Aberrombie Blue / Thursday 18 April 2013 23:01 / United States - Durham

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 April 2013 02:20 / United States

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 April 2013 09:17 / United States

Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctors and nurses would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

By chinatownhobo - / Monday 8 April 2013 06:12 / Australia - Canberra

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

By ohgodwhy / Saturday 6 April 2013 14:15 / Canada - Elliot Lake