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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

By Tinker-Bell / Friday 21 November 2008 03:41 / France

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 April 2009 21:12 / United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 April 2009 14:14 / United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

By badmom - / Friday 27 March 2009 18:42 / United States

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

By IHateBagels - / Sunday 22 March 2009 18:43 / United States