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Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML

By CrazyBitch / Thursday 4 April 2013 08:20 / United States - Palo Alto