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Preacher09's favorite FMLs

Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML

By Annieisnotokay / Wednesday 17 April 2013 10:20 / United Kingdom

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

By not cool - / Friday 28 June 2013 05:16 / Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - / Friday 16 August 2013 18:41 / United States - Manchester

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

By SpiderFather / Tuesday 2 July 2013 08:01 / France

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read: "My mom's a total pedo." and after she mentioned the talk, her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 16 August 2013 21:05 / United States - Nevada