About Portcaveman
I read fmls when im bored and have time to waste. I play football and even though im going into a junior I might be able to play varsity with a fractured back. I also wrestle at school and my last season was all varsity. So if you want to talk to me just massage me on skype, Portcaveman or text me 425 530 8139
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  • Beginner

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    13%
  • YDI Master

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  • Judgmental

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    11%
  • 50 favorites

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    16%
  • 50 quality comments

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    14%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    37%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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