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Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

By lbg2msf - / Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:08 / United States - Biloxi

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:55 / United States

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

By asdffhhjk - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 08:08 / Philippines - Makati

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

By random - / Monday 13 May 2013 15:06 / United States

Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML

By Confused - / Monday 13 May 2013 14:39 / United States - Bath