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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    81%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    18%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    89%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    96%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Popper5's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 May 2013 00:50 / United States - Acworth

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

By CatLover<3 / Tuesday 18 June 2013 23:27 / United States - Cibolo

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

By The Clitshank Redemption - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:11 / United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 9 May 2013 07:01 / United States