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    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    106%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    36%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Po_ta_to's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

By mommylovesu - / Tuesday 15 March 2011 02:25 / United States

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

By JulieClaire / Friday 11 March 2011 01:44 /

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

By tinygirl / Monday 7 March 2011 06:16 /

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

By Spooked - / Sunday 6 March 2011 19:38 / United States