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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    500%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    39,000%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    200%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    8%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    40%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    112%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    24%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    18%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    38%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Plasticspoon's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

By exiledliscense / Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:18 / United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

By ikickgingers / Wednesday 19 October 2011 16:49 / United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

By ewww / Saturday 30 July 2011 14:07 / United States

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

By blarp / Monday 17 October 2011 04:20 / United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

By IbetIgotAIDS - / Monday 12 September 2011 16:15 / United States