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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:18 / France - Saint-renan

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

By Display / Thursday 27 September 2012 04:10 / France - Paris

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

By minibuch1505 / Friday 21 September 2012 11:31 / France - Halluin

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML

By TBTC - / Friday 31 August 2012 07:16 / France - Le G?vre