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Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML

By roughsexgonewrong - / Tuesday 5 November 2013 18:01 / United Kingdom - London

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

By Something I said? - / Tuesday 5 November 2013 15:26 / United States - Bronx

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 30 September 2013 16:22 / United States - Union

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 June 2009 15:53 / United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

By AyoitsSteveo - / Sunday 24 May 2009 09:49 / United States