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Pheonix_flash's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 May 2009 15:22 / United States

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

By bestiality, not even once - / Friday 14 June 2013 22:29 / Ireland - Waterford

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

By H1dd3n - / Saturday 1 June 2013 23:31 / United States - La Quinta

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - / Sunday 26 May 2013 20:50 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 25 May 2013 23:12 / United States