About Peanut12719
Im a strong football player who loves having fun, and will keep a smile on your face. =D I love brunettes and blondes I got baby blue eyes and my hair is dirty blonde with some lite brown *Single for all those wonderin* lookin to go to U of M, LSU, or Florida for college... Im told that im popular but i hate crowds...im adventureous and nothing stands in my way unless i break another bone...iv broken my tibia rite below my knee and both bones in my arm during basketball practice, my arm was slanted in and miss pretty much the whole season...pain is my middle name I LOVE SPORTS IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED AND DIRT BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peanut12719's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

By Embarressed... - / Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:25 / United Kingdom

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 March 2010 22:04 / United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

By Jon - / Monday 18 January 2010 20:26 / United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

By poordog - / Tuesday 5 January 2010 03:32 / United States

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

By ScarredForLife - / Friday 25 December 2009 06:28 / United States