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Football, Pokemon, food, repeat.
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Patchesohoolihan's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

By thegoldenboy3 - / Thursday 12 February 2009 12:14 / Spain

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

By gottacatchemall - / Wednesday 8 January 2014 05:43 / United States

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 8 June 2013 10:34 / United States - Bessemer

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

By PissOffPottermore - / Thursday 13 September 2012 14:31 / United States - Oak Lawn

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

By DarkDolly / Saturday 4 February 2012 16:39 / France