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Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

By brokeforever - / Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:23 / Latvia - Riga

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 15 February 2015 00:34 / United States - Mentor

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

By wounded pride, intact cock - / Saturday 17 January 2015 18:49 / United States

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

By justno / Sunday 29 June 2014 00:26 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

By look before you speak / Sunday 9 February 2014 07:12 / United States