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Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

By pinky - / Friday 12 February 2010 05:13 / Australia

Today, my boss fired me because "I didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

By koletatlow19 / Friday 5 March 2010 05:23 / Canada

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

By Catois - / Friday 5 March 2010 05:17 / United States

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 28 February 2010 11:16 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

By AnnaNick - / Sunday 14 February 2010 02:19 / Australia