About Pandabearjunkie
Hello. If you're here its probably because I visited your profile and I would like to welcome you to mine. I'm more of a grammar mall cop. Avid FML reader. Message me and get to know me :)
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    52%
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • One more and it's business time

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Pandabearjunkie's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 August 2013 11:10 / Latvia - Jelgava

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

By xXxXxTOBIxX - / Monday 22 July 2013 11:49 / United States - Raleigh

Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

By lights on forever - / Friday 2 August 2013 20:57 / Turkey - Istanbul

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

By spellbound / Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:59 / Australia - Perth

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

By PokeWife - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:38 / United States - Omaha