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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    16%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    40%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    90%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    29%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Padfoot7's favorite FMLs

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 October 2013 11:45 / United States - Monroe

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 October 2013 17:30 / United States - San Francisco

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

By HSampsON - / Sunday 13 October 2013 21:20 / Niger - Niamey

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

By Itsnotmeitsyou - / Friday 11 October 2013 06:09 / Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML

By CreamGravy - / Friday 11 October 2013 03:50 / Australia