About Otisnme94
I'm a country girl. I love my truck and family means the world to me
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Beginner

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Otisnme94's favorite FMLs

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

By serveandprotectyeahright / Saturday 20 November 2010 14:00 / United States

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 November 2010 19:51 / South Africa

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

By Username / Monday 13 September 2010 01:38 / France

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 December 2010 20:51 / United States

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 15 November 2012 19:47 / Ireland