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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

By Noname / Wednesday 4 February 2009 11:23 / Canada

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

By Jill / Thursday 25 February 2010 01:26 / France

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

By kal - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:28 / United Kingdom

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

By sasquatch21 - / Sunday 21 February 2010 13:36 / Bahrain

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

By Scaryman - / Sunday 21 February 2010 00:03 / United States