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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

By Michelle - / Friday 28 August 2009 17:11 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:45 / United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

By ohgod - / Friday 14 August 2009 16:57 / United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

By thisreallysucks2 - / Monday 23 March 2009 02:15 / United States

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

By karma / Wednesday 28 January 2009 18:36 / Canada