About Ohlordyelizabeth
my name is elizabeth. i'm an unusual person with an odd sense of humor. photography fascinates me, as does art. i absolutely love the rain and cold weather. i'm random, i'm childish, and i'm usually wearing a smile. i'm just human, i make mistakes. i'm not perfect and neither are you.
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Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

By disapointed girl / Monday 28 December 2010 16:58 / United States

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

By LaurenLehmmman - / Sunday 27 December 2010 22:22 / United States

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 February 2010 19:29 / United Kingdom

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

By chanclepants / Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:35 / France

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

By omgboobs - / Wednesday 23 December 2009 02:34 / United States