About Ohjessica
Rock n' Roll. Joan Jett. The Runaways. The Veronicas. The Used. Reality Television. Record Players. Drive-Ins. Six Packs. Bare Backs. Tattoo Sleeves. Skinned Knees. Finger Tattoos. Drive-Thrus. Headphones. Boombox. Guys. Girls. Knee-High Socks. Strong Bodies. Strong Lips. Strong Heart. Brothers. Sisters. Make-Up. Art. Bikinis. Boots. Hiking. Driving. Skydiving. Pickup Trucks. Not Giving A Fuck. You. Me. Together. Forever.
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Ohjessica's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 October 2012 16:29 / United States - Santee

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 23 September 2012 11:01 / United States

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

By me / Saturday 4 August 2012 19:14 / Canada - Debert

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 July 2012 04:55 / United States - San Diego