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Ohhhhshizzz's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

By feenix89 - / Monday 9 February 2009 23:41 / United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

By sucks - / Sunday 17 May 2009 23:40 / United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

By your_mother / Wednesday 13 May 2009 15:35 / United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

By calliefml - / Sunday 26 April 2009 06:13 / United States

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 April 2009 21:12 / United States