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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Ohdearkristen's favorite FMLs

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

By / Thursday 1 January 2009 03:49 / France

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

By Anonymousss95 / Saturday 10 December 2011 12:03 / Sweden

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 December 2011 05:44 / United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

By maggie - / Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:25 / United States

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 16 November 2011 03:17 / Canada