About Oh_mi_shizzle
Ummm... I'm a pretty chill person who likes to have fun. I can be a little nerdy sometimes but I love it. I'm extremely lazy at times and love chocolate. You could say I'm good looking but i'm not good at judgin myself. Being different without trying us a quality of mine and one u have to get used to when ur around me. all in all i like books, fun, and meetig new ppl. If u wanna talk to me email me at [email protected] if ur not a creeper. :)
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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

By Tinker-Bell / Friday 21 November 2008 03:41 / France

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

By Cherie - / Monday 31 August 2009 21:18 / United States

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs, I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex and afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also. FML

By Phoellie - / Friday 28 August 2009 11:43 / United Kingdom

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 August 2009 19:28 / United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:55 / United States