About Octopussperm125
Idk, i gotta think...... ...so i learned i dont like to think. Thats problably why i've also made so many dumb decisions. But just remember that bad ideas will become great stories!
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 December 2013 18:27 / United States

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 October 2015 22:22 / United States - Ashburn

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

By zamwow - / Friday 20 December 2013 23:36 / United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

By bleach bleach bleach - / Sunday 22 December 2013 17:22 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

By NNTA - / Thursday 26 December 2013 23:21 / Netherlands - Maastricht