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By bunny - / Sunday 16 August 2009 13:58 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 June 2009 14:09 / Australia

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

By dearme - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:53 / United States
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