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Nuggetmonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

By Kourou / Friday 21 November 2008 12:53 / France

Today, I did a bike ride and run with a gent I'm serious about. On the run, I had a big lead until he passed me up saying, "I'm going to marry you." Puzzled that he would propose and then sprint away leaving me trailing, he clarified at the finish. His words: "I'm going to bury you." FML

By Babs / Thursday 2 January 2014 13:17 / United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

By ElephantLover - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:14 / United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

By fuckadaisical - / Friday 6 December 2013 20:23 / United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

By no she wasn't high / Monday 2 December 2013 02:50 / United States - Garland