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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
By wurtabang / Tuesday 9 February 2010 05:27 / United States
By adad / Monday 1 February 2010 14:34 / France
By Parental - / Friday 22 January 2010 05:08 / United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

By unbelievable208 - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:28 / United States