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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 February 2011 15:46 / United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

By bride - / Monday 14 February 2011 06:24 / United States

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 February 2011 05:31 / United States