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Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML

By foreveralone - / Monday 24 September 2012 23:12 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

By thebeachisthatway - / Monday 22 October 2012 18:56 / United States - Worcester

Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML

By sadguyme - / Monday 22 October 2012 07:31 / United States - Turlock

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 October 2012 02:56 / United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

By Failed Parent / Thursday 11 October 2012 06:59 / United States