About Noname912
I'm a guy. But if there is an FML posted from a girls point of view, that would be my girlfriend using my account.
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Noname912's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

By woof woof?? - / Saturday 15 June 2013 20:26 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

By DolphinGirl369 / Friday 7 June 2013 04:33 / United States - Fairfield

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:09 / United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML

By WOWBear / Wednesday 5 June 2013 09:46 / United States - Mesa