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Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

By AchievementUnlocked? / Saturday 19 October 2013 07:30 / United States

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

By anonymous / Sunday 16 August 2015 03:16 / United States - Rock Hill

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML

By gassy / Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:15 / United States - Winter Garden

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

By don't get paid enough for this - / Saturday 11 July 2015 02:20 / United States - Youngstown

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

By anon / Monday 19 January 2015 05:35 / United States - Burleson