About Nokka

Not much to say here.. I'm an American who avoids the letter 'z' whenever possible. Up to you to decide if that birthday is real.

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  • Beginner

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Mobility

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  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Perfectionnist

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  • Socialite

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Nokka's favorite FMLs
By justlittleoldme - / Friday 12 March 2010 13:17 / United Kingdom
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