About Noelykins1
I'm Ashley. Commenting is what I do, not who I am. My own personal FMLs have never been accepted, guess my life doesn't suck that much. Sometimes I get a lot of likes sometimes I don't. Either way message me whenever. Bye.
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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

By dumbo - / Thursday 30 July 2009 14:43 / United States

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

By Blood on my hands - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 05:40 / United States

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

By Abendigo77 - / Monday 14 January 2013 04:49 / United States - Healdsburg

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

By boo8713 - / Wednesday 28 November 2012 06:06 / United States - Bell

Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

By karmaquestionmark - / Tuesday 20 November 2012 02:04 / United States - Silverton