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Niqsters's favorite FMLs

Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

By Dr. Virgin - / Tuesday 24 February 2009 18:16 / United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

By screwed - / Thursday 30 July 2009 03:20 / United States

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

By skygoddess - / Tuesday 28 July 2009 07:29 / United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

By Ella - / Friday 24 July 2009 02:26 / United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

By uh-oh - / Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:45 / United States