About Nina
Hello, friends! Nina, FML’s new editorial intern, here. I’m just your average millennial. I’m bad at managing my money and spend too much time on the internet. Some of my favorite things include tacos, crispy cheese, roller disco, and karaoke. I cannot forgive people who sleep with socks on and I regard those who can bite ice cream with their front teeth as superhuman. I would say my greatest asset is my remarkably straight spine and my greatest weakness is that I cry when watching Google commercials. In my free time, I enjoy binge-watching R. Kelly’s 33-part urban operetta, Trapped in the Closet. Pure genius. Plus you can sing along. 10/10 would recommend.
Nina's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    3%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    6%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    2%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    54%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    27%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    24%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    27%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    38%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    14%
The list of badges to find
Nina's favorite FMLs
By bottlepoppin - / Monday 2 March 2009 02:31 / United States