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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    38%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    16%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    20%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    34%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Nightdreamerms's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

By asleepinclass - / Monday 16 March 2009 17:18 / Poland

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

By anonymous / Saturday 18 December 2010 09:11 / United States

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 November 2010 23:56 / Canada

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

By losingit - / Tuesday 19 October 2010 04:30 / United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 October 2010 21:54 / United States